Ask the rabbit
He has read every tab on the internet. Wisdom is not guaranteed.
a memecoin for the tired
SmartRabbit
$RABBITA rabbit in glasses has been sitting at that laptop for four years now. He doesn’t swap. He reads. Occasionally he chews the cable.
drag a carrot onto the rabbit
eaten: 0
He’s pretending to be busy. He’s actually waiting.
section one
Who is Smart Rabbit
(good question, approximate answer)
He’s smart
At the very least he owns glasses. Opens the charts, nods, closes the charts. Buys nothing. Waits. That is the strategy — the most underrated one in crypto.
He’s calm
Red candle? The rabbit finishes his carrot. Green candle? The rabbit finishes his carrot. Around here we just breathe and post ears from time to time.
by the way he owns sunglasses and wears them for no reason at all. We don’t get it either.
the section everyone scrolls past
Tokenomics
honest and boring, as a cozy rabbit’s should be
- Total supply1 000 000 000
- Buy / sell tax0 / 0
- Liquidityburned
- Contractrenounced
- Carrots in reserve3
- Teamthe rabbit
contract address: goes here on launch day. until then, any “official” address in your DMs is not ours.
instructions
How to get $RABBIT
three steps, order matters
An Ethereum wallet
Whichever one you already use. Keep some ETH for gas — otherwise the rabbit just stares at you over his glasses.
Open PONS
The launch runs through PONS. We post the link in our channels at the moment of the start — and nowhere else.
Swap, then close the tab
Now the hard part: do nothing. The rabbit believes in you.
Chain: Ethereum · venue: PONS · Robinhood for those who prefer it that way.
photo archive
The rabbit, various states
rabbit utilities · peer reviewed by nobody
Highly scientific rabbit tools
Three utilities built by one rabbit, two carrots and a laptop fan that has not stopped since 2021.
Chart excuse machine
For moments when the candle does something emotionally complicated.
Emergency carrot
Do not press unless the timeline becomes unbearably serious.
rabbit facts nobody requested
Has never panic-sold. Forgot the wallet password.
Reads every whitepaper. Understands the pictures.
Indoor sunglasses: +40 focus, −12 peripheral vision.
Laptop uptime: 1,461 days and one concerning smell.
Portfolio allocation: 62% carrots, 38% open tabs.
Natural predator: the low-battery notification.
roadmap
Plans, roughly
nowA site, some pictures, a bit of comfort. We gather and get to know each other.
launch dayLaunch on Ethereum via PONS. The contract address goes up here and in the channels.
after thatA sticker pack with ears. Mandatory. Not a joke — the only firm item on this list.
later stillThe rabbit finally explains the indoor sunglasses.
somedayNothing. And that is the whole point.